deair:

so how do i relationship

rocknrollercoaster:

turns ons:

  • touchin my butt
  • touchin ur butt

turn offs:

  • no butt touchin

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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