screamandshout:

"oh yeah what did you want to do tonight???"

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online


vvebkin:

when one of your posts actually gets notes

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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marianmaidenrose:

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lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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lindsaylohoean:

if the sun doesn’t rise before 7am so why the heck should i

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs


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