biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

making a new friend: what kind of goth are you

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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netlfix:

when a popular blog likes your post but doesnt reblog it its just like

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mrsallamericangirl:

first time suckin dick 

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I THOUGHT YOU DIED
Anonymous

i kinda did for a while lmao

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