When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.
"I’ll just leave that there"
world’s okayest friend
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.
VERY VERY TALL BOYS
THAT ARE TALL
BOYS WITH HEIGHT
I LOVE IT
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
when a popular blog likes your post but doesnt reblog it its just like
first time suckin dick